"Didn't I tell you that if you kept sailing like this you'd get your ass in a sling one day."
"Man, those Swedish bikini girls can really sail. And here I am, stuck with Johnny Limbo."
Ouch, that prawns I ate last night is really getting to me. How do one use your heads again?
"How many times do I have to tell you, keep your feet off the furniture!"
Does my bum look big in this?
Magnus, why can't you use a stopwatch like everybody else?
"I know it's Wiggle Your Toes at Work Day but can we just concentrate on this mark rounding please.
“dude… look.. we are at the end of the world!!! ”
Athelets foot my arse!!
Would you buy a new rug from this sailor?(oh yes, there is an explanation for this)(and no, its not 'cos I'm trying to be weirder than O'Docker)
Ok, another late entry:"Show me the rule that says you can't use toes to hold the jib sheet"(look under http://www.starclass.org/rules_items/rules.htm: there is no entry under toe)or two:"My shades were so expensive I had to sell my shoes"
"So, what do you think? Grow a beard to hide the double chin, or compress your neck into your chest?"
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"Didn't I tell you that if you kept sailing like this you'd get your ass in a sling one day."
"Man, those Swedish bikini girls can really sail. And here I am, stuck with Johnny Limbo."
Ouch, that prawns I ate last night is really getting to me. How do one use your heads again?
"How many times do I have to tell you, keep your feet off the furniture!"
Does my bum look big in this?
Magnus, why can't you use a stopwatch like everybody else?
"I know it's Wiggle Your Toes at Work Day but can we just concentrate on this mark rounding please.
“dude… look.. we are at the end of the world!!! ”
Athelets foot my arse!!
Would you buy a new rug from this sailor?
(oh yes, there is an explanation for this)
(and no, its not 'cos I'm trying to be weirder than O'Docker)
Ok, another late entry:
"Show me the rule that says you can't use toes to hold the jib sheet"
(look under http://www.starclass.org/rules_items/rules.htm: there is no entry under toe)
or two:
"My shades were so expensive I had to sell my shoes"
"So, what do you think? Grow a beard to hide the double chin, or compress your neck into your chest?"
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