Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
I think I'll take a nap.
Dude, there are only 13 days left. It's no time for naps. Live. Live. Live.Do all the things you always wanted to do.Go out in style.
Are those Mayans out of their minds?They couldn't have waited until after the holidays to end the world? Four and a half billion years - what difference could another two weeks make?It's probably the TV networks' fault, though. They control the scheduling for everything, today.
You are missing the point, O Docker. The Mayans could not have given a whit about Christmas. The Spanish hadn't even arrived yet. Rather, they were anticipating the destructive impact of Black Friday on our society. Who, but they, would have predicted that families would leave their Thanksgiving (OFD) table to line up for the 8:00 PM door-buster specials.In juxtaposition, their practice of human sacrifice seems more humane.
... as well, the Mayans were pagans by modern definition. Consider how much tequila may have been consumed on the occasion of the winter solstice. How would you feel if you survived the night of revelry drinking the cheap stuff?Who could have anticipated that the price of (premium) tequila would have shot through the roof this year.You guessed it. 'nuff said.
The weakening of the family unit by commercial influence is something the Mayans could have easily foreseen, Mojo.But how wise they were to predict a social collapse so immense that Fox News would boot out Karl Rove. The end must indeed be near.
The Mayans didn't see the real end of their world coming, did they? I wonder if we will do any better?
We're doomed! Doomed I tell you!
Next Saturday going sailing so at least will have a great day :)
Damned Mayans! Planning the end of the world the day before my 66th BD--now I'll never get that monthly pensioners check from the SSA!
So this is it, we're going to die. Well, I know what I'm going to be doing while the clock winds down, and it ain't going to get me into Heaven. I'll see you guys on the other side.
Joe - I note the accent aigu; is that a reference to our thirsty hero, Egbert Souse´?Final Days Indulgence Quiz: Which six would you choose from below? A) Wahines B) Bourbon C) Herb D) Rock and Roll E) Proper Course Essay Contest F) Meal Cooked by Baydog G) More Wahines and Bourbon"Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?" --WCF
How about a Proper Course essay contest about what you think is the the best meal described by Baydog on his blog? First prize a jar of Marmite. Second prize a bottle of bourbon.
That prophecy thing must have come true. I haven't seen any Mayans since yesterday...
That's because they are gathering in Washington, preparing for the ritual cliff sacrifice of the American taxpayer, in order to appease the warring political gods of the extreme left and the extreme right.
Anyone for cliff diving?