Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Caption Contest


16 comments:

Patrick said...

Look out girls! Keep your legs crossed! Here come those Laser sailors.

Anonymous said...

The Quality Control Team at the Seitech Dolly Factory carry out the final stress tests before shipping dollies to lucky customers.

The Commodore said...

The Ladies Sailing Team supervising activities at the club's annual Spring Work Day.

Sarah said...

Do you think Susan was kidding when she said that doing this 15 minutes a day would tone our butts?

Pandabonium said...

I told you if you goof off you'll get your ass in a sling.

Tillerman said...

Brilliant!

Genie said...

Super cheap boat dollies for rent! Spring tune-up optional.

or.....

Trailers for sale or rent. Rooms to let - 50 cents. (You need to sing this one).

Tillerman said...

Are the dollies on the dollies included in the price?

Genie said...

I'm thinking that you are not familiar with the other meaning of the term "boat dolly". I am going to let you do the research :). There was actually a book written around this subject.

Bridget said...

Laser Lullaby

Tillerman said...

Tell us more Genie.

Genie said...

Boat dollies is a rather derogatory term applied to a bevy of young, usually free-spirited, women who hang around various sailing meccas. They hire themselves out as crew to passing yacht skippers.Mostly found in the Caribbean, the Mediterranean coast and in some Australian ports. The book is "Boat Dollies" by Joyce Holland and is a sailing murder mystery set in the Caribbean.
We anxiously await your critique of this book!

Keep Reaching said...

Good heeling results from properly training your heels.

BeachComber said...

The Laser masochists, proud of sailing the hardest, most uncomfortable beats, and the tippiest runs, inevitably find the tippiest, most uncomfortable hammocks on which to rest...

Tillerman said...

LOL. But look more carefully Beachcomber. Those are actually Sunfish dollies (in both senses of the word I would think.)

Tillerman said...

Via email from a real Laser sailor.

"I couldn't afford a motel room so I am sleeping on my Seitech during the regatta."

"I'm keeping my Seitech warm while I'm waiting for my Kirby Torch to be delivered."

"Some guy confiscated all the Lasers because they didn't have the right ISAF plaque on them."

"They've stolen all the Lasers and taken them to Brazil for the Olympics."

"Brooke Shields was close to her Calvin Kleins, I'm close to my Seitech."

"I was told this is the latest yoga pose."

"The sailor's rickshaw."

"My Seitech gets great gas mileage. All you have to do is find someone to pull it."

"This is a sit-in boycott of Lasers by people who support Bruce Kirby."