Geeze, was it hot that day or did you just walk the plank?
It's never hot enough to sweat like that in England. I can only surmise that I must have gone sailing in those clothes and somehow got one side of my shirt wet? Mercifully I have no actual memories of that day.
Gill pirate hiking boots
Is it just me who thinks there aren't enough of those days in the year??
What, days to dress up and be silly?