You're in a photograph (duh).The photo says April 30th, 2015. So much for being an "old" photo.Sailing? I see no sails. I think you're posing at the dock. Or holding onto the keel after having turned turtle. I think it's the latter.Crewing? Lunch? After turning turtle, I'd think there would be neither. :D
The photo lies. I only wish I still looked like this in 2015!