Time to test my one man yellow submarine
Post Brexit budget cuts hit RNLI hard
When I said I wanted a personal watercraft for my birthday, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind.
....and wait till you see how I do jet-boating!
David was a little confused about the requirement in the Sailing Instructions that entrants in the regatta must wear personal flotation and have a means of propulsion if the wind dies.
Yeah, but what's it rate?
Blow it our your arse?
What the duck?!