Overheard in the men's changing room at the yacht club on Sunday morning ...
M: (struggling to get his head through the latex neck seal of his dry suit) It really pisses me off that I have to shave on Sundays when I come sailing ... this damn neck seal.
M: And even if I shave I still end up with this red rash all round my neck at the end of the day.
M: Vaseline? Never thought of that. Thanks for the tip.
M: (observing S easing the latex booties of his dry suit into his hiking boots) What's that you're putting on your booties?
S: KY Jelly.
M: KY Jelly?
S: Yeah. Works like a charm. And it's water soluble so no mess afterwards.
S: And ... you know ... it doesn't harm the rubber ... given what it's actually made for ....
S: Yeah ... just lube it up and it slips in nice and easy.
Rest of conversation redacted in interests of keeping this a family-friendly blog.