Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
Any grandfather who sails Lasers is ace in my book. Rock on. It's been a lot of years since I've gotten to sail in a Laser. In my second (and last :( - need to change that and sail again) race my godfather and I were in a Mercury and we gave a Laser a tow back to the yacht club afterwards. We then ended up getting a tow back from the comittee (power) boat; it was kind of amusing. Thanks for the comment; yeah, the template tab is what I meant. Still can't find it. ;)
I confess I know nothing about sailing. But as the water baby I am, the sport appeals greatly. It looks so fun! -- as evidenced by this nice photo.