Here's Joe's recipe...
Laser Beam
1 fl oz (30ml) silver tequila
1 fl oz (30ml) Jack Daniel's
1 fl oz (30ml) amaretto
1/2 fl oz (15 ml) triple sec
Add ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Cover and shake. Strain into an old-fashioned glass. Drink at once and call the Tillerman in the morning about upwind sailing tactics.
Of course, being a suspicious kind of guy I had to check whether Joe was just spoofing us. A quick Google confirmed that there is indeed a real cocktail called a Laser Beam. Jennifer Oulette who writes a fascinating blog called Cocktail Party Physics (well fascinating if you are a geek like me) has some Physics Cocktails in her sidebar including this version of the Laser Beam which looks to have a lower Gillette rating than Joe's Laser Beam. (You didn't know that the Gillette is a unit of measurement of Laser output power?)
Laser Beam
Warning: may result in amplified stimulated emission.
1 oz Southern Comfort
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz sloe gin
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Triple sec
7 oz orange juice
Combine all liquor in a full glass of ice. Shake well. Garnish with orange and cherry. Serve to attractive target of choice.
Finally I would like to recommend to Joe these Laser Cocktail Parties.
A Evening of Fun, Friends and Fuzz Removal
Laser hair removal for the bikini line.
Bring 2 friends with you for laser treatments and your treatment is free.
Bikini $150
Brazilian $200
Prices are per session
Cheese, Chocolate and Cocktails Served
2 comments:
The thought of Joe wearing a bikini is rather frightening...
But Joe does seem to have obsessions with individuals who wear that garment, and with Lasers. That's why I thought that party would appeal to him.
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