Whaaaaaat? Who is this fool addressing me in such manner? Doesn't he know that to pee the way he does, waving his appendage in free air, and shooting a stream of urine over the transom I would have to...
- remove PFD
- remove spraytop
- remove shorts over hiking pants
- unhitch hiking pants from shoulders
- pull down hiking pants... OK you get the idea -- I don't need to get graphic about the rest of the operation...
So jumping over the side of the boat and peeing in my pants and letting the sea water rinse through the neoprene is the fastest and most convenient option. Anyway, since when was the way you pee on a Laser a test of one's manhood?
Meanwhile those charming chaps who sail Sunfish are discussing on their forum how to poop during an eight-hour race. So that's what the inspection hatches are for?
Seriously B. Congratulations on qualifying for the Olympic trials. But you pee your way, and I'll pee mine.