Thursday, March 11, 2010

TMI



It's very strange. The secret has been kept hidden from the average racing sailor ever since Uurrgh invented the sail and Harold Vanderbilt invented the Racing Rules.

I have an extensive library of books about racing and the secret is not even hinted at in any of them. Even Stuart Walker didn't touch the subject.

I have subscribed to various sailing magazines for decades and they have never revealed a hint of this secret. Not even the crème de la crème of sailing magazines, Sailing World, has covered this topic.

I have attended seminars with such uber-coaches as Brett Davis, Brad Funk, Rick White, Kurt Taulbee and John Kolius and they all kept this secret to themselves.

How strange.

But at last, the secret has been revealed by a sailing blogger, Judith Krimski, who writes Center of Effort. Judith, according to her profile, is a highly qualified coach and instructor who coaches adults and kids at various
muckety-muckety sounding sailing locales in Massachusetts. I don't know why she has chosen at last to share the strange mystery of how the top racing sailors go so fast; but she has.

Hidden down towards the bottom of her latest post cunningly titled The Devil's in the details...or NOT! she lets slip the secret...

Wear Clean Underwear


Wow! All these years I never knew. So that's what the top Laser sailors are wearing under their hiking pants... clean underwear! I never guessed.

Seriously. I don't wear underwear when I'm sailing. I didn't know you were supposed to. I never imagined it could make a difference.

For many years I wore one of those skimpy little Speedo bathing suits. As I often change into my sailing gear in semi-public locations such as beaches and parking lots, I felt it more appropriate to wear a Speedo than Y-fronts. That way, I can slip off my jeans or shorts, slip on my wetsuit or hiking pants, and no passing female will ever suffer the shock of seeing me in my underwear. But then I discovered that Speedos are seen as vaguely indecent in polite American society... even somewhat French. So, more recently I have taken to wearing some black spandex shorts that look a little like cycling shorts (without the all-important padding.) I once saw a very famous Laser Great Grandmaster walking down the street wearing similar shorts so I assume they are far more culturally acceptable than the tiny Speedos.

But now I find that I am supposed to wear underwear. And it must be clean too according to Coach Krimiski. Or should I call her Captain Krimski because I see in her profile that she does have a license to captain?

If Captain Krimski weren't a lady I suppose I could ask him (really her) some more intimate details as to what kind of clean underwear is best for Laser sailing. But I could hardly ask a lady, what I really need to know...

... the question that is really bugging me...

... what do top dinghy sailors wear under their hiking pants...

Boxers or Briefs?


Surely some of my expert readers can shed more light on this strange dark secret?

14 comments:

frankie said...

Tillerman you're mad!!!! but I can't help laughing... and what do you mean by 'somewhat French'? Careful, I'm on watch!

David said...

Boxers, briefs, speedos!? Forget all that. Freestyle is the only way to go.

Baydog said...

I don't know about England or France,
but in the U.S. you must have clean underpants.
There's no support from the boxer short,
My firm beliefs lie within the briefs

TMI

Tillerman said...

Sorry Frankie. I didn't know I was under the surveillance of Direction Générale de la Sécurité .

BeachComber said...

I'm sure Stuart Walker wears y-fronts, and tucks his shirt into them too. If you want to wear a Speedo, wear a Speedo. Normal underwear has got to be horribly soggy if you change back into land civvies. These days, I wear a cycling shortish Speedo. It has special weave, with no Lycra, so it doesn't break down in a pool's chlorine. I'm no expert sailor, but I can reveal this. Dick Tillman who is, wears a Speedo. My g/f saw him change in the parking lot at the Great Lakes Laser regatta.

my2fish said...

tighty-whities would be quite awkward in a public place - so even though America seems to have issues with the Speedo, I'd opt for that over tighty-whities. still, I'm thinking the spandex cycling shorts are the way to go. anything that doesn't (and stay) soggy would be great.

my2fish

Tillerman said...

You see , this is the wonderful thing about sailing blogs. You will not read in any sailing book, any sailing magazine or any mainstream sailing website - nor will you learn it on any of those sailing clinics - what somebody's girlfriend saw Dick Tillman wearing in a parking lot.

Baydog said...

BC: I've spoken with Stuart Walker and I betcha that guy has never worn underwear in his life! I told him that my dad and I met him at an International 14 regatta in Toms River, NJ in the early 70's and he said he remembered me! As if!? It made me feel pretty good regardless. He smoked a pipe back then like my old man. I wonder if he still does.

Baydog said...

BTW: When I first happened upon your blog, Tillerman, I mistakenly thought you WERE Dick Tillman. No disappointment however. You, I am convinced, are much more alluring. I cannot resist re-visiting several times a day.

SoxSail said...

I once had the privilege of racing a c420 with Stu McNay, and he always wore tights. Light colored on warm sunny days, and darker on colder ones.

Pandabonium said...

I have never had a problem wearing clean underwear to a sailing race. My problem is not having clean underwear at the finish.

Tillerman said...

Much more alluring than Dick Tillman? Hmmm. I don't know about that Baydog.

But thank you for the kind words. I have added them to my "What The Critics Say" section in my sidebar.

Baydog said...

Gulp...I'm honored and in great company

BeachComber said...

LOL, Tillerman!

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