Saturday, April 30, 2011


There was nothing to watch on the TV yesterday except a service at some church in London attended by that dreadful Windsor family and assorted showbiz nonentities... so I went sailing. The wind was steadily building through the day from the south-west, and by the time I hit the water it was around 10-15 knots gusting somewhat more. I chose to launch from the newish boat ramp at the end of Annawamscutt Drive in Bristol that gives access to the west side of Mount Hope Bay (aka My Bay).

I have to say this is one of the swankiest boat ramps I have ever seen. There's a a 60-foot-wide concrete ramp with two floating courtesy docks and oodles of parking space, and it is designed to be accessible to boaters with disabilities. It was built in the depths of the Bush Great Recession at a cost of around a million dollars. Apparently the money came from the Federal Aid in Sportfish Restoration fund through a tax on boat fuel. Thank you motor boaters for paying for ramps for Laser sailors. Thank you Rhode Island for spending federal aid on something useful to me for a change.

In retrospect this isn't the smartest place to go sailing when the breeze is coming from the south west. The wind on the west side of the bay could only be described as nasty - shifty, gusty, all over the place. Every few seconds there would be huge changes in direction or speed or both. I was constantly making adjustments when sailing upwind. Ease, hike, bear away, head up, bear away, hike less, hike more, ease, trim... Not to mention that there were some of those slam dunk headers when you are hiking hard out and the boat tips over to windward and your body goes in the water and you just hang there half-submerged for what seems like an eternity but you know that staying in the toes straps with the boat heeled over will eventually work and the boat will naturally turn off the wind and the long pointy thing will point straight up again. I guess it was good practice, but I'm not sure what for.

Of course the cause of the nasty chopped-up wind should have been obvious to me.

With the wind in the SW or SSW, all the breeze in this corner of the bay is coming off the land, and, even worse, it is being disturbed by that big lump in the bottom corner of the chart, aka Mount Hope. It's not a mountain by any means. The name comes from Montaup (meaning lookout place in the Pokanoket language) and it was once the site of a Wampanoag village where King Philip used to hang out. It's only 209 feet high but it sure was messing up my wind yesterday.

The plan for my second sail of the Spring was to work on boat-handling. Try and achieve some measure of competence, maybe even fluidity, in tacks and gybes and simulated windward and leeward mark roundings. God I was awful. My gybes were not too bad. Never once wrapped the sheet around the transom which is always a good sign. But my tacks were clumsy and uncoordinated. And my mark roundings were slow.

Now I remember why I first took up frostbiting all those years ago. When I didn't sail from September to May, I was always very "rusty" in the Spring. It would take me weeks to start sailing properly again. I'm definitely rusty this year.

The first regatta on my list of Regattas That I Will Need Good Excuses Not To Attend is tomorrow. Maybe I can use the excuse that I'm too rusty? On the other hand, perhaps thrashing around Newport Harbor with 50 other rusty sailors might help me get rid of some rust? It's a conundrum.

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David said...

What's all the green stuff near that ramp? It looks like somebody's chia pet mutated and swallowed the neighborhood.

O Docker said...

Geez, no one cares about what you were actually doing yesterday.

We want more interesting stuff.

Tell us what you were WEARING! Who made your hiking pants? How old is the launch ramp? What happened on that spot in 1629? What county were your great grandparents born in? What do the heraldic symbols in your family's coat of arms mean?

Tillerman said...

1. Drysuit in ivory and black.
2. Sarah Burton Zhik
3. 1 year, 8 months, 14 days
4. Wampanoag were making wampum from quahog.
5. Lincolnshire but I don't have certified copies long form birth certificates to prove it.
6. The blue and yellow wavy lines symbolize our mastery of the sea, and the crossed cock-tails mean that it's five o'clock somewhere.

George A said...

> I guess it was good practice, but I'm not sure what for.

Come on Tillerman, you know what it's all about. It'll like going to Arizona in August: it's all about good training for the after life...

Tillerman said...

You are saying Hell will be like Mount Hope Bay?

Will there be sunsets? Will there be margaritas?

Fred said...

reading the last three §´s: You are not alone... and I am feeling with you. Every bone and muscle and all the rusty manuovers in the boat. Would a big cruiser suit us better?
Smooth sailing

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