Thursday, May 04, 2006

Creationism

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.

On the Second Day God created water -- for surfing, swimming and barbies on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants -- to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer, and wood for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.

On the Fifth Day God created a bloke -- to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.

On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.

On the Seventh Day God saw that the blokes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas -- to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the barbie. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day.

God sighed, looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes and Sheilas, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was bloody good.

IT WAS AUSTRALIA

Thanks to backbyrner for this one. He's right. Australia is bloody good.

5 comments:

Litoralis said...

I'm sure your most avid Aussi sheila reader, OG, will have something to say about this post.

joe rouse said...

Bloody Oz is great!

Adrift At Sea said...

I don't think the Christian conservatives would approve of this...so I most wholeheartedly do... :D I hope to visiting Oz sometime in the next two years.

OG said...

Australia is bloody good - that bit in undoubtably true.

But Australian men???

Do we REALLY want to enter this converstaion???

Every Aussie loves steak and prawns on the barbie and an ice cold beer at the end of the day - even the ladies

Katinka said...

Oi...not all of us christian conservatives lack a sense of humour!!

By the way, you left out the Tim-Tam slams...

~ your other female Aussie (but not sheila) reader.

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