This is when we need O Docker
This is when I need more rum.
I guess santa will need to be setting off a little early this year
Exactly BB. The older he gets the faster he was.
on the surface this may seem like an innocent prank intended to harm no onebut have you considered how this looks from a tortoises point of viewi dont know rudolph but i can imagine how he feels reading this and how his tortoise friends will respondshout out with glee indeedwe cockroaches are subject to similar abuse and far worse on a regular basisit always begins the same waysomeone forces you to wear some silly knitted hat or paper wingsthen they start chasing you around the office floorthe taunting soon gets more uglyand then the violencethe results are often tragicas the holidays approach can you find it in your heart to adopt a more tolerant and forgiving outlook towards othersplease join me in envisioning a world where knitting needles are never again raised in angerarnold the cockroach
Welcome back arnold. Good to hear from you again. How is life in O Docker's keyboard these days. Still nice and warm. Are you getting plenty of crumbs?
life is so different since o docker has retiredi have moved into his laptop which is a little more cramped as i am wedged between the battery and the hard drive but it is warmer in the winterluckily o docker is just as sloppy as always so i still get plenty to eathe types much less than he used to though so i have more opportunity to writei would enter your writing contest but i have never seen a sailing moviei do have two questions for you thoughdid tillerwoman knit the hats in your recent posts and was the tortoise paid union scale to appear in your blogarnold
Arnold, It does seem that a lot of humans feel the same as you about my latest group writing project. I think they are all missing O Docker's leadership and inspiration in such endeavors.No, Tillerwoman didn't knit the tortoise hats. I found them on the Interwebs. I have no idea what the tortoises were paid. Probably more than the people working at Walmart today.Stay warm old friend.