Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
I think you are having a little too much fun with the church sign.
My kinda church!
Yeah - I assume that bonnie would like a church that requires total immersion in water as a rite of entry?
A good day sailing is like a day in heaven... so why should it count against your alloted span? I had a question for a sailing instructor once, when he said a bad day sailing beats a good day at the office... and I said, but isn't a bad day sailing for you is a bad day at the office? He had to stop and think about that for a bit.
Here in New Mexico, we have a guy whose boat (not a sailboat, but the same principle applies) is named The Office. So for him, a good day on the water IS a good day at the office.