Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
Ten reasons to own a boat...10) Gives you someplace to stay when your wife is mad at you.9) Cheapest way to travel around the world.8) When winter starts to set in, you can sail to where it is warmer.7) No real estate taxes on the boat.6) If you don't like your neighbors, you can always move the boat.5) Your parents will worry about you.4) You have to pick and choose what you buy since space is so limited.3) You know where you'll be spending your money.2) You wake up to a wonderful sunrise over the ocean most mornings.1) You can sail whenever you want to.
Wait a second, this is the same Dan from adrift at sea who posts annoying comments on my blog. Why the hell is he funny on your blog (see #10) and annoying on mine? some sort of split personality? But since he does annoy me, I'll take exception to number 7, or at least the County of Alameda takes exception to it.