1. I hate things like this because they force you to reveal too much about yourself.
2. When I was a kid I had an embarrassing incident.
3. I once had a crush on someone.
4. I have a real, but minor, flaw.
5. I have a major flaw but it is really a major virtue.
6. I had a mean nickname when I was a child.
7. Years ago I won a major honor for a certain achievement.
8. I once met a celebrity.
9. I suffer from a small adversity, but I overcame it in a funny way.
10. I just thought of some random thing that I could add to this list.
11. I admit that I always identified with that weird ancillary character on that popular TV show.
10. There is something about me that is genuine and poignant.
13. I want to express heartfelt thanks to my family for just being there that time.
14. There is a line in a certain song that always makes me cry.
15. You really don't want to know about that drug thing.
16. I could tell a story about how I stood up to authority, dwelling on descriptive details that would help it not seem like I was making myself out to be a hero even though I really am.
17. There was that time when..... no, it's too painful to tell.
18. I was the 13th man to walk on the moon.
19. One of these is completely made up.
20. I wanted to call my firstborn son Barack Hussein but my sensible, rational wife wouldn't let me.
21. There is a story that appears to expose my inept parenting while in fact highlighting my kids' precocious brilliance.
22. I wish I owned a unicorn.
23. My parents ought to be mentioned on this list.
24. I have a skill that I am proud of and I acquired it in an unexpected way.
25. There is a certain location that is my favorite place on earth.
12 comments:
Delightfully vague!!! lol
Why the unicorn?
T-man could do horoscopes!
Oops Andrew. I didn't mean to reveal so much about my intimate thoughts. #22 should read, "I wish I owned one of those things that other people don't have either."
Oh man, if I did this list I would just have 1 though I might repeat it 25 times to satisfy the contractual terms.
1. I wish I were Tillerman.
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25. I wish I were Tillerman.
You rock.
Ah so true, really could relate to some of those. Don't open up too much Tillerman!
Wow, it's just so deep that there are two number 10's on this list and no number 12.
Is it a denial of the zodiac and a consequent affirmation of science and reason, or is it the 12 months of the year you're defying to pass - a subtle challenge to your own mortality?
Or are you protesting the 12 regattas you have to win to get a free North Sails hat?
Your complexity just overwhelms me.
Oh shit. Now O Docker has discovered that I have a superstition about the number 12. I didn't mean to reveal that. I am mortified.
I have a deep seated desire to buy you a unicorn but it won't fit on your laser (and it would be hard to find a pfd for it).
Please don't mention the unicorn. It's a deeply personal matter and I shouldn't have made it public. It's not fair to the unicorn.
"... And I have a deep hatred for a particular cruciferous vegetable ..."
Oh, please don't pry into my relationship with Brassica Oleracea. It's become very complicated lately ever since my doctor... No, I mustn't go there. Much too personal.
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