As usual, a font of mirth.
And they say it is a capital offense
did they find the slug?
Four fonts walk into a bar.The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
Then one said, "we wanted to start a tab, but if there's no space for us, we shall not return".
Then they passed a hat for the widows & orphans.
A courier nursing a draft at a nearby table inserted,"Those guys are dingbats!""A tab? Their type just runs ragged.""They may be bold, but completely unjustified!"
two peanuts walked into a bar and sure enough, one is "a salted"
A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something."No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."
You de-pressed lower-case elite characters are guilty of an unjustified line o' typecasting and should return your carriage and be sentenced to being slugged behind the Times font with a well-leaded agate composing stick and impressed along with your descenders into galleys.
Who you callin' lower case?
Serif John Brown always hated me.