Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
This is a family-friendly blog, right? No, wait, that's O Dock.
"Thank you honey, I needed a break anyway"or better..."F??k, was that Tillerman who ran us over?
No, I couldn't find where the brake was either!
"Google? I thought you just meant take a wild ass guess!"
That's it - now just play dumb.I found my first two husbands this way.
Oh shit, there's a photographer. Does this wet-suit make my butt look big?
I bet my mommy coach will flip my boat before yours.Naha, I see my mommy coach speeding through the course to get here first
"My boat sails upside-down better than yours!"
"is this how Nigrel Pargetter died?"With apologies to those who don't have internet radio or live in UK
"You were on your cell""I was so not on my cell""You were totally on your cell""Whateverrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Nice one Bursledon Blogger. By chance I did read something on the Internet about the recent terrible accident at Lower Loxley Hall. Please pass on my condolences to Elizabeth and all the family. We knew them well when we lived in the UK but have lost touch recently.
Best one for me (das gefällt mir!) written by O Docker and Tillerman with a slight edge to Tillerman.Oh, these old dogs know the women.
By the way, I still have the overlap and will need mark room...
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum to you to you crazy *#*%&.