Saturday, February 12, 2011

The Woman's Guide To Love And Lasting Relationships




1. Find a man who makes you laugh.

2. Find a man who has a good job and can cook.

3. Find a man who is honest.

4. Find a man who will pamper you and give you gifts.

5. Find a man who is awesome in the bedroom.

6. Most of all it is VERY IMPORTANT that these five men NEVER meet.

Notice spotted on the door to the Ladies bathroom at the 2011 meeting of the Brotherhood and Sisterhood of New York City Waterbloggers.

8 comments:

tugster said...

the challenge i set forth then is for us men to compose a sign of like sagesse to place on the men's pissoire so that we might also meditate on these things as we have our moments of privacy therewithin, eh? we could then present the best draft of this wisdom to the owners of the establisment when next we all meet, with your presence gracing our table. okiedokie?

EscapeVelocity said...

#2 is two men, for a total of six.

Tillerman said...

Here it is tugster. $10.99 on eBay.

will said...

i never would have thunk it. still, it might be easier to reinvent the wheel . . .

mil rental said...

Reinvent the wheel and you will have a unicycle for a day. Teach a man to trade wheels on eBay and he will never go hungry.

What was the question again?

bonnie said...

#2 is Baydog.

Except he's taken so most of us still need six! :D

PeconicPuffin said...

Shoulda been there, T. You missed the avocado.

Baydog said...

It's okay :)

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