Friday, August 31, 2012

I Talk to Invisible People

Why is everyone making so much fuss about how that old geezer with the scary hair at the Republican Convention last night spent ten minutes on the stage mumbling incoherently at an empty chair, apparently under the delusion that an invisible person was in the chair listening to him and occasionally telling him to shut up?

I am a blogger.

I mumble incoherently to invisible people all the time.

Sometimes they even answer me back too.


A chair said...

Even I believe in evolution

Haley Joel Osment said...

I don't know what the big deal is about this chair.

I see dead people.

Undecided said...

Of all the candidates in the Republican primary, my vote would go to the chair.

Penelope said...

Who cares about an empty chair! I'm so happy that the Republicans nominated an "Empty Suit." I think he's hot!

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