Thursday, April 16, 2009

Caption Contest


This picture is just crying out for a caption. Go for it.

Thanks to Scuttlebutt for the photo.

16 comments:

Carol Anne said...

It's not just globe-spanning sailors in the Volvo Ocean Race who suffer from hemorrhoids. Now, however, the revolutionary new Cush-O-Ball will allow dinghy sailors to sail in comfort.

Carol Anne said...

"That last mark rounding was rough, and I lost sight of the buoy. I wonder where it went?"

Carol Anne said...

"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant: a Tillerman's true, one hundred percent!"

Greg and Kris said...

"Not long after this shot was taken, Lance Armstrong elected for surgery and a return to professional cycling."

Tillerwoman said...

That's pretty funky.

Anonymous said...

Gotta have big ones to pull off that port tack start...

rules guru said...

Brad takes movable ballast to a whole new level.

PeconicPuffin said...

The Helm-aroid is also available in Sea Foam Green, Carribean Blue and Coral.

Anonymous said...

An answer to the AC/DC question, "Who's got big balls?"

Cherie said...

"Darling, do these new hiking pants make my bum look big?"

harrymvt said...

"Sailor Regrets Eating Beans After Swallowing Grape Bubble Gum"

JP said...

Like to see the rest of the fleet try to get round the mark now!

Turinas said...

Is that a laser in your pocket or are you just glad to see me

Greg and Kris said...

"The challenge of Laser sailing is the limited stowage space. As this example shows, putting stow and laser together results in some funny, awkward, and, ultimately, triumphant life-examining moments, as a sailor tries to find a proper course."

Anonymous said...

She said she wanted a boat with a head and I said: sure.

M Squared said...

How to Pee on a Laser and maximize your righting moment.

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