It's not just globe-spanning sailors in the Volvo Ocean Race who suffer from hemorrhoids. Now, however, the revolutionary new Cush-O-Ball will allow dinghy sailors to sail in comfort.
"That last mark rounding was rough, and I lost sight of the buoy. I wonder where it went?"
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant: a Tillerman's true, one hundred percent!"
"Not long after this shot was taken, Lance Armstrong elected for surgery and a return to professional cycling."
That's pretty funky.
Gotta have big ones to pull off that port tack start...
Brad takes movable ballast to a whole new level.
The Helm-aroid is also available in Sea Foam Green, Carribean Blue and Coral.
An answer to the AC/DC question, "Who's got big balls?"
"Darling, do these new hiking pants make my bum look big?"
"Sailor Regrets Eating Beans After Swallowing Grape Bubble Gum"
Like to see the rest of the fleet try to get round the mark now!
Is that a laser in your pocket or are you just glad to see me
"The challenge of Laser sailing is the limited stowage space. As this example shows, putting stow and laser together results in some funny, awkward, and, ultimately, triumphant life-examining moments, as a sailor tries to find a proper course."
She said she wanted a boat with a head and I said: sure.
How to Pee on a Laser and maximize your righting moment.