Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Sailing Anarchy Spam

My name is miss Victoria i saw your profile today on(forums.sailinganarchy.com)and became interested in you,i will also like to know more about you,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so that i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am. i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love matters allot in life. Please reply me with my email address here (goodluck.victorai@yahoo.co.uk)

Dear Victoria,

Thank you for the intriguing invitation but, apart from being happily married for 36 years, I could never fall for a woman who doesn't understand when to use upper case letters, full stops or spaces, and is prone to confuse "a lot" with "allot".


Anonymous said...

ever gotten a hate letter from scot tempesta? that guy doesn't know where the uppercase key is, which gives his message a "unabomber" feel to it. if the spammer writes like that, i bet it is tempoodle

bonnie said...

i would like to know

if scot writes a happy letter does it feel like a cockroach who used to be a vers-libre poet wrote it

just curious

Greg and Kris said...

I just read that message in my inbox at Sailing Anarchy. I was feeling special. Now I see that little tramp Victoria is sending her little electronic shivers of love to everybody.

Emily Titesphinker said...

Now listen here, you little hussy, I've been following this blog for years, and if anyone will be exchanging photos with Mr. Tillerman or "moving from here", it will be a more respectful admirer like myself.

I can assure you Mr. Tillerman is far too cultured an intellect to be in the least bit interested in the kind of prurient liaisons to which you allude. Had he such an interest, he would call me any weekday or weekend evening at 617-555-3789.

Mr. Tillerman may not know that, in my school years at Smith, I was quite the athletic figure on campus, and contine to exercise regularly and eat a sensible diet in the years of my maturity.

Emily Titesphinker
Great Huffington, MA

Carol Anne said...

I might also add that Victoria has trouble distinguishing subject from object case in pronouns, uses the wrong prepositions where she doesn't omit them completely, and misspells her own name in her email address.

She is definitely not worth your attention.

HUGH said...


Zen said...

I'm totally bummed, I thought she was all about ME!!!

Pat said...

Even some literate people, especially those who aren't native speakers of English, have trouble with distinctions between words such as "lose" (to be deprived of, to be defeated) and "loose" (to make less secure, to untighten, to release or set free). Let's hope they also don't confuse those two words with louse (an annoying, parasitic insect or overly dependent human with similar characteristics).

However, your little spamming friend might well be a loopy lunatic loose loser louse.

EVK4 said...

What's your SA username? Oddly enough, mine is EVK4. I don't think you could use tillerman or you'd get confused with *that other tillerman*.

Robbin said...

Tillerman, you just got hit by a Nigerian scam/spam letter! I swear I can prove it! It is the same inacurate spelling we get regularly and as you say " upper case " misrepresentation over and over! How can we with "spell check" do so badly in our writings with our computer? I love dealing with these people. I recognize a style. I am a scam baiter! Not bragging! I just love messing with them! Aloha RB

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