Cheat the nursing home. Die on your LASER.
Mark my words, your grandson will be the first human on Mars. And there will be plant life.
He could well be. Although it's not quite clear to me why his parents have buried him in the garden in a sewer pipe with a plastic cover on top. Perhaps it's a new version of the "naughty corner?"
The trend toward hyper-realism in garden gnomes is disturbing.This is a cute one, though.