10:12 pm - Eli won a Chevy! Just like my daughter-in-law. He must be quite good.
10:08 pm - "This was one of the greatest football games ever seen." Really? I did like Mr. Quiggly though.
10:05 pm - Some old dude is carrying a shiny pointy ball that is apparently named after a rest area on the NJ Turnpike.
9:53 pm - Incomplete - whatever that means. Oh, apparently the game is over. East Rutherford has won. They don't seem to be talking about Tom Brady any more.
9:51 pm - Was that what they call a Hail Mary?
9:49 pm - Fourth and forever here, the guy says. I'm lost.
9:44 pm - He went into the endzone for the touchdown he didn't want??? Something to do with the clock??? And preserving a timeout??? Wheels within wheels. I though this was rugby and it's more like 4D tic-tac-toe.
9:40pm - Whoah I think I dozed off for half an hour or so. This game is sooooooooo thrilling.
8:54 pm - Tom Brady is sitting on a bench having a rest and the commentators are talking about what he is doing with his left arm. Geeze. Isn't there a game going on somewhere?
8:39 pm - Wooooh. That Fiat ad is HOT!
8:36 pm - Wait. There's some coach on the sideline giving instructions on the radio to the pretty white boy. Isn't that an infringement of Rule 41? Why doesn't someone fly a protest flag?
8:29 pm - I think I'm beginning to understand this game now. Tom Brady throws the ball. Some dude in a blue shirt catches it and falls over. Repeat as necessary. Is that all there is to it?
8:16 pm - Tillerwoman says, "Is there anyone on the Patriots team other than flipping Tom Brady? Tom Brady this. Tom Brady that. Why don't they ever talk about anyone else except Tom Brady? I think I'm going to go and read my book."
8:14 pm - The half-time show was even worse than the game. Thank god it's over.
8:12 pm - Where did all those penguins come from? No, wait, they are nuns. No, some of them have beards. I'm confused. Life is a mystery.
8:03 pm - How come that old lady in the weird crown in the middle of the field can sing with a tiny radio microphone when those dudes in gray suits in the studio needed to hold those huge mikes? Is there some sexual symbolism here or what?
8:00 pm - Woo hoo! Foxboro winning at half time.
7:55 pm - "He's not a normal human being," says the commentator. "He's not a normal human being, he's a football player," says Tillerwoman.
7:52 pm - Love the e-trade kid. Speed dating LOL!
7:45 pm - Goooooo Mr Quiggly!
7:43 pm - GRONK!!! Sorry. I don't know what came over me.
7:22 pm - How do they draw these yellow lines on the field and then rub them out so quickly? Is it chalk?
7:25 pm - Nice to see that all these kids are following my advice about wearing helmets.
7:22 pm - Tillerwoman says, "Look at all that flab running around. They're flabby. They're floppy. Put some pants on."
7:17 pm - Woo hoo! Prohibition is over!! And they celebrated by drinking Budweiser?? What is wrong with Americans?
7:12 pm - Tillerwoman says, " I think they should wear baggy trousers."
7:10 pm - So let's get this straight. Foxboro in blue shirts, East Rutherford in white shirts. Is that right?
7:05 pm - Goooooooooooooooooooal. No wait. He kicked it over the goal. No wait, he scored anyway. I don't get this game.
7:01 pm - Now my times are all wrong. I'm watching a recording.
6:43 pm - Son #2 calls on the phone. Apparently he isn't watching the SuperbOwl. He's a good kid. Better pause the SuperbOwl so I don't miss any of the "fun."
6:42 pm - Wait. Why is Elton John in the SuperbOwl?