Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year Resolutions

1. Not get deported.
2. Be a shark.
3. Get an invisible friend.
4. Flatter.
5. Try some Canadian drugs.
6. Avoid hyper-viscosity.
7. Wear spandex.
8. Not sail ugly boats.
9. Spy on the NSA.
10. Tweak less.
11. Learn how to spell Connecticut.
12. Chill more.
13. Not eat cloned meat.
14. Get unstuck.
15. Become one with my inner sociopath.
16. Not be a squirrel.
17. Learn how to juggle chainsaws.
18. Curl.
19. Play for gumbo.
20. Concentrate on something else.

Some of the above might make sense to anyone who has been reading this blog for a while; some of the above is not meant to make sense.

Live slow, sail fast and have a great 2006.

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