Our family vacation on Cape Cod last month was wonderful... except for one thing.
I discovered that there is a subversive in the family. Someone who either doesn't know or doesn't care that I am the leader of the campaign to erase the scourge of the foul-tasting "snack" called Uncrustables from the face of the earth.
Doesn't she read my blog?
Isn't she aware that I exposed the diabolical Uncrustables plot back in 2007?
Yes, dear reader. It's hard to believe but one day I opened the fridge at our vacation home and found inside.....
Yes, apparently one of my daughters-in-law had sneaked some Uncrustables into the refrigerator without my permission. What was she thinking?
Wait. It gets worse.
She feeds them to my grandson.
And he appears to like them!!!!!!
Owen eating vile-tasting "snack"
made by the evil Smuckers empire
Where did I go wrong?