Captain JP was out for a jog
When he had a brilliant idea for his blog.
He wrote it down on his phone
But the idea's now unknown
'Cause the note's as clear as an old London fog.
The note mentions some bloke called O Docker
(Who, as the Brits say, is clean off his rocker)
And some tasteful pics
Perhaps bikini-clad chicks?
Well that would be a real shocker.
So please help JP in cracking the code.
If you don't do what he's owed
It will drive him to drinking.
What the hell was he thinking?
Quick! Or his head will explode!