Oh god, I know how she feels.
In my days it was "Will code HTML for food"
Well, I think I've cured my lack-of-access problems, but now I've got an extra-high stack of papers I have to grade. Funny thing, students actually expect to get these things back with markings on them.
Why doesn't she just go to a blogless shelter?
Give a blogger a fish and you feed him/her for a day. Teach him/her how to draw a fish and they will stand on a corner begging for money using religion as a hook. ;^)
Nice one Pandabonium. I was trying myself to think of a comment along those lines but couldn't think of one as good as that.